LOVE, Kloudiia

Wow, look at this? I can’t believe I saw this when I opened my door this morning.

When I held it up, it looks like this:

Can someone pass me an iron, please?

Actually I was really more amused than anything. I was literally laughing when I picked it up from my doorstep. Hmm…. good way to start a day isn’t it? After that, it’s back to reading interesting news and articles again!

[tags]just for fun, TODAY newspaper[/tags]

“Hi Kloudiia,

I’m C, I’ve been reading your book and I just started this Chapter 15 on trusting each other.

My boyfriend and I started our relationship before I found out he actually had another girlfriend. They were on the rocky side already but still I was kept in the dark until I checked his smses one day and confronted him. He promised to settle that problem but he dragged 2 full mths before finally mentioning the break up to the girl. Before that, while I was away in Japan, he went out with her secretly but I too, found out when I saw his smses.

What do you remember from the good ole’ times? Or for some, bad ole’ times?

I realised that I have a very bad memory when it comes to that – my childhood. Most of the events were forgotten, but some are remembered, and very fondly so. I remember the usual scenes, as I replay them over and over again.

Even then, those were incidences that took place when I was after 6-7 years old! Anything before that – sorry, zero recollection. Whatever images I can conjure up came because of my mom’s vivid description plus my more-than-well-developed imagination.

“Kloudiia,

I have tried explaining to her that I don’t mean to control her but she just won’t give me another chance. She told me that it’s the end for us already and let’s just be friends but from what my friend found out, she told him that she do not bear to let go of this relationship that’s why she is very upset. We have not spoken to each other during these 2 months because somehow she keeps avoiding me whenever I try to talk to her.

ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….

THE NEW VERSIONS :

Pessimist:
if you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
Don’t worry, she’ll come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within a week
forget it.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free .. .
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a – 1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that…
OR
If you love someone, set her free.
Then sue her for emotional distress.

Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
if you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don’t set her free.

The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set her free.
Then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras in her house.

The Pathetic:
If you love someone, set her free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Psycho:
if you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back, shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:
If you love someone, stalk her.

The geeky programmer:
IF you love someone,
THEN set her free
ENDIF
DO UNTIL she comes back
wait
ENDDO

It’s time to announce it.

Recently my life has been full of action. Besides moving house, dealing with my health, I have also been busy with two important events in my life. One has to do with my career while the other my personal life.

As to what I am busy with personally, I shall unveil it in time to come. Should be pretty soon!

But I can’t wait any longer to tell you about this seminar that is coming up in the next 7 days. This coming Saturday, 20 October 2007 marks a new seminar that I will be running – Relationship Blueprint Seminar.

Anxiety is caused by a lack of control,
organisation, preparation and action.

                            ~ observed thinker David Kekich

Some of you may aleady know – I have moved.

So as with all relocation, you have to live in the new habitat with boxes for some time. It wasn’t until yesterday that they were completely cleared and unpacked. Hurray! No more boxes lying around taking up precious space. Phew!

This is not about boasting how bad good I am at packing. But about this little lesson I learnt – things go missing!

Initially, I will panic. Then I will ransack all the boxes and start a frantic search. Sometimes I got lucky. Other times I don’t. The item remains as a missing item.

“Hi Kloudiia

Recently, I find myself falling for a guy who just divorced with his wife. I got to know him through a friend. However from my friend’s understanding of that guy, he feels that he is a nice guy but I’m not his type. This is because he prefers confident, happening and sporty girls. I feel so inferior and I started to think: am I really that bad? Is the problem with me or him? I’m wondering why would he want more happening gals? How come matured guys tend to think this way?” - S

Dear S

These could be the next winning 4D numbers!

If you can’t figure out what they mean, how about if I reshuffle and make them look like this:

07 10 07

Looks familiar now?

Yes! It’s today’s date! Doesn’t the number look beautiful?

As for that in the post title, that’s how the Americans will have it writen in the format of MM DD YYYY. Even more beautiful, don’t you agree?

A little surprise like this each day drives the doctor away! lolz

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