Hubby and I were watching TV together harmoniously one evening.

A trailer promoting an upcoming Korean drama was being shown. The plot goes like this:

A rich young girl has a unique proposal. If she’s willing to stay and tend to a vineyard for a year, the owner will give her a 1m ha of the vineyard to her.

So I asked hubby :”Will you say yes if you were given this offer?”

He replied: “Hmm, should be Ok la.”

I said: “Ya, it’s only for one year and you get such a big vineyard for free!”

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I got stopped for speeding yesterday.

I thought I could talk, smile, flirt, wriggle my way out of it,

until the cop looked at my dog in the back seat …

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Gotcha!

Got this from an email, and I have to post it up for you to enjoy!

(I shyly admit that some words were added by me haha)

Have a fun-filled weekend ahead friends

So you love drinking wine/beer? Maybe the next time before you start boozing away, take a look at what happen to these creatures after some alcohol…

The Effects of Alcohol

After 6 beers

After 2 glasses of wine

After 2 bottles of wine - Shared of course

After too many margaritas

After 3 Kamikazes

After 7 rums & cokes

After 1 large purple haze

 

After 3 martinis

After 1 bottle of tequilla

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What used to be the rage now has ebbed. Do you remember sending and receiving e-cards a few years ago? When festive seasons were nearing, I would get all sorts of greetings from friends and even business associates.

I haven’t been getting them nowadays, and have thrown them to the back of my head. Until one came through my mailbox from a friend.

Whoa, my first Christmas greeting! How nice… Thanks Elaine!

As the genre for e-cards increase, it gives us more room to play around. Now you not only personalise your card with names and your special messages, you can even customise the design by changing the background, font colours and size, among other features.

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Wow, look at this? I can’t believe I saw this when I opened my door this morning.

When I held it up, it looks like this:

Can someone pass me an iron, please?

Actually I was really more amused than anything. I was literally laughing when I picked it up from my doorstep. Hmm…. good way to start a day isn’t it? After that, it’s back to reading interesting news and articles again!

Technorati Tags: just for fun, TODAY newspaper

ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….

THE NEW VERSIONS :

Pessimist:
if you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?

Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
Don’t worry, she’ll come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within a week
forget it.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.

Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free .. .
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*

The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that…
OR
If you love someone, set her free.
Then sue her for emotional distress.

Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
if you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don’t set her free.

The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set her free.
Then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras in her house.

The Pathetic:
If you love someone, set her free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Psycho:
if you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back, shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath:
If you love someone, stalk her.

The geeky programmer:
IF you love someone,
THEN set her free
ENDIF
DO UNTIL she comes back
wait
ENDDO

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