ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone, Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, it was never meant to be….
THE NEW VERSIONS :
Pessimist:
if you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was.
Whatever gave you the idea that she would anyway?
Optimist:
If you love someone, Set her free …
Don’t worry, she’ll come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within a week
forget it.
Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, put your life on hold and sit and wait.
Playful:
If you love someone, Set her free .. .
If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat*
The Human Ecologist:
If you love someone, Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
Lawyers:
If you love someone, Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a - 1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that…
OR
If you love someone, set her free.
Then sue her for emotional distress.
Bill Gates :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and
tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist :
if you love someone, Set her free, She’ll evolve.
Statisticians :
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high.
If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.
Over possessive person:
If you love someone, don’t set her free.
The FBI agent:
If you love someone, set her free.
Then put bug on her phone and surveillance cameras in her house.
The Pathetic:
If you love someone, set her free.
Who wants to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?
The Psycho:
if you love someone, set her free.
If she doesn’t come back, shoot her.
The Creepy Sociopath:
If you love someone, stalk her.
The geeky programmer:
IF you love someone,
THEN set her free
ENDIF
DO UNTIL she comes back
wait
ENDDO