The Secret To A Smattering Kiss!
19 Nov 2006
This is what you have been waiting for. Finally, we have been together long enough to get physical. Ooh … *roll eyes*
How to define a great smattering kiss? Is it the skill? Is it how much you are attracted to the person? Is it how much you actually love the person? Is it the ambience? The setting, the build up or the suspense before the kiss? (this can be the killer if used just at the right time with the right dose, yucks!)
No! No! No! Nothing close to what I am going to reveal here. The one secret that you absolutely will kiss and hug me for when I finally reveal here.
There’s only one secret baby. Yes, read the post title again. It says “The Secret”, not “Secrets”.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I proudly reveal the secret to a smattering kiss is … (drum roll please)
Your Breath!
Come on, don’t laugh. I know you could be sniggering now and slapping your thigh wondering what kind of super duper secret is this that Kloudiia even dare to blog about it! OMG! Hey guys and gals, listen hard. Have you ever kissed someone whose breath smells of hog (pardon me) stale fish, whatever! (fill in the blank yourself please)?
If you haven’t been kissed, don’t even start doubting what I say has how much truth. It’s the whole truth! No offence here, but if the person is a heavy smoker, the breath isn’t that welcoming and seductive either. So smokers, you may like to chew a gum or suck a candy before you do the act, if you want to be sexy and delicious.
Let’s go back to basicis. Before you even dream of building whatever suspense to build it up, or the skills (French, Italian whatever), the first thing you should focus on is your breath!
Normal day aside, how about the first morning kiss? Ha ha, now you know where I’m coming at don’t you? We all suffer from the same fate I believe. Some couples who are more “hygienic” will care to brush their teeth before giving each other a smack on the lips, while some absolutely don’t bother. Well it’s fine you know, since you are transmitting the same degree of aroma to each other.
But, if you seriously like to enjoy fresher breath the instant you open your eyes so you can kiss your lovely partner in bed, then here’s the solution!
Use Dentiste, the latest toothpaste in town that promises to reduce your overnight bad breath by up to 90%! (Does this sound familiar, like some TV commercial ad liner?)
Ok, let me rephrase. Dentiste – the one thing you must have before you kiss and say good morning. (not good either)
Truth is, this is a personal testimonial. Nope, Dentiste didn’t pay me a single cent for saying this. My sister told me excitedly about this new product and so I went and bought one. Wow, it really worked! I mean, though not 100% clean and fresh breath, but the active ingredients they added in the toothpaste successfully did its job and wiped away most of those bacteria causing the less-than-pleasant breath every morning we wake up.
It’s not a complete wipe off, so those who are lazy, you can forget about skipping the routine of brushing your teeth (with a normal toothpaste) in the morning.
If you want to enjoy getting up close and personal physically with your partner, personal hygiene is really important. Do not neglect this just because it is “assumed” that everyone should know about this. But not everyone is dilligent enough to be that particular. So this post is just a gentle reminder, that’s all! *wink*
If you still have one tinge of doubt, then why don’t you just head off to the nearest Watsons (you have to approach the sales staff at the counter as it may be displayed there and not on normal racks) and grab a tube and test it out! I mean, at most you finish that one tube and that’s it. No harm, but possible benefits.
Here’s to a smattering good kiss, and clean fresh breath every morning!
P.S In case you’re wondering if I was kissed by someone who has bad breath, let me set the record straight – No! I wrote this because I wanted to talk about this wonderful toothpaste, but have to think of a better angle to blog than just a product. What’s the next best related thing beside, kissing?
[tags]Kiss,Breath,Lover,French kiss[/tags]


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