Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men Part 1
11 Aug 2006
For a simple laugh over lunch.
HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
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HE: Hi, didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.Â
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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must’ve been given your share.
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HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.Â
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HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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To be continued …

2 Responses
2006 Aug 14
hi Kloudiia,
i reposted this at http://www.justsayhi.com.
so you may have more traffic headed your way!
2006 Aug 15
Thanks Andrew