Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men Part 1

For a simple laugh over lunch.

HE: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

SHE: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.

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HE: Hi, didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?

SHE: Must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice. 

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HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must’ve been given your share.

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HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend. 

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HE: Your face must turn a few heads.

SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

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To be continued …

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2 Responses

  1. 1 andreww
    2006 Aug 14

    hi Kloudiia,
    i reposted this at http://www.justsayhi.com.
    so you may have more traffic headed your way!

  2. 2 Kloudiia
    2006 Aug 15

    Thanks Andrew ;)


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