Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men Part 2
12 Aug 2006
HE: Go on, don’t be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
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HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
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HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
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HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don’t you already have one?
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HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I’ve already seen it.
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HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
To be continued …

3 Responses
2006 Aug 13
Kloudiia,
how many of these have you tested out?
2006 Aug 20
Haha, this is funny stuff
2006 Aug 21
Yeah, same sentiments. That’s why I put it up for all to share and just have a good laugh.