Ways To Turn Down Unwanted Men Part 3
13 Aug 2006
HE: Haven’t I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
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HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I’m a female impersonator.
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HE: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
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HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.
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HE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing. 
The end of this series. Hope you like it! 
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