X-Bottle – The Show Down!
19 Jun 2006
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I have the pleasure to present you this rare gift from Outer Singapore — (Drum roll please) The X-Bottle!
It’s a mutated bottle, and looking at the label, it already gives away a hint on its powers to whoever who drinks from it. Basically, you will be turned into a spiderman-like human who can walk upside down or even defy gravity and glide along the ceiling with your head hanging down without falling to death.
I am not going to tell you where I found it, except that it was a chance discovery at some place outside our shores. But, if you promise to swear to secrecy, I may just relent and give you some clues to its origin.


2 Responses
2006 Jun 19
I wld like to order a bottle of this water. Can it allow me to be next biggest thing in S’pore – Superman ???
2006 Jun 19
Sure! Anything is possible … then again, what has flying got to do with your futures trading???